Joe: Youre going to have to give me some recommendations. Erick: Next we see Rocco go into the front closing and locking the gates to the park so that no one escapes in the car, Gerardo is on the phone with Rosalina, tells him shes going to get out late. Like if you liked that stuff and youre just like, I feel like thats why people like the new Texas chainsaw. As we see manual, enter the room, they hug and walk off together. Yeah. Um, I was like, oh, they survived that it happened. No, shes like you cut my face and thats what makes her, It was so deep though. and revolution. Like. A time where all that mattered were buckets of blood and cheesy one-liners. Share to Pinterest. I get it. He says hes doctor who? When drew Ardo gets off dramatically, he says, he thought these widows could use some help after all much at that does the cutting. And then we turn out that actually the cop is related to the cult leader and uh, and uh, uh, uh, and then uh, and then theres a showdown and then we think everyones dead, but then stitch face comes back. What a freaking asshole. ; Axe Before Entering: Gunther busts through a door to get to Amy. They take a selfie with this dead kids body while Walter watches and walks away and disbelief. Erick: ripping apart of B movie is kind of hard. Kate walks in on deputy Doyle. they had like a three or four hour doc. Its just like, oh, okay, were doing this now. I feel like maybe it took a lot of inspiration, even from Nick, from new girl. After washing Quinn saw a girls neck off with a knife. The extras are rounded out by two brief on-set video segments and a trailer. I was like, its so fun, when we meet other people who are in the space theres people who are, I feel like intimidating. He says the scars from one of the meals that fall back and we see a woman scream for her life. When you hear that, like these scenes are forced on people. Joe: Its funny too. As the deputy tries to joke around until Kate tells him if he says one more thing, shell shoot him herself. Nope. Erick: yeah, you might as well get back, right. HellHoleHorror. Like the humor and everything else blends itself. We see some actors dresses. Erick: looks like just one layer of saran wrap. On the plus side, the acting is actually okay, the vast majority of the effects are practical making them feel real and the core concept is quite. It was $15. Erick: But now that youre done with the speed run, do you want to talk about what the internet says, movies about? Instead of running for the hills, they take over a "chamber of horrors" style Halloween attraction, taking the place of the actors to commit real killings of the unwitting patrons. Erick: Its so bad. Oh, cool. Not, not the Rocco at the end, like. "Review Dull 'The Funhouse Massacre' is an aimless gorefest", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Funhouse_Massacre&oldid=1108013924, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, Candice De Visser - Dollface / Ms. Eileen Dyer, This page was last edited on 2 September 2022, at 03:12. Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse, whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror. Trending 'John Wick: Chapter 4' Final Trailer 'The Flash' Trailer. Waltz was literally ripping a person apart and pulling intestines out and Randall even tells Mikey to go grab some of it. I knew how to shoot a shotgun. And then maybe like at the end, the end credit scene would be like, no, Laurie just survived, Joe: yeah. I dont have a phone ever. Harley Quinn, the amount of like way shes supposed to be like on hinged. Erick: Or maybe Im thinking of Jawbreaker because honestly they showed up. Whoevers listening. Yeah. . Yeah. I guess I always find like the cartoon violence. Small sets populated by cackling animatronics. Just its uh, like I said, its, fan favorite of mine. like, I think when I first saw it, I wasnt expecting the end tag. Joe: make, I hope I wouldnt make them, but you guys could judge me on your own accord. Stitch face definitely killed her and everyone, Erick: like whole ass other turn, have Christina, Vivi: come out and be the one that shes crazy now because of everything she went, always fun though. Sometimes an opening kill can be great, other times they feel unnecessary. Erick: Mrs. Quinn enters in the two of them just stare at her, but shes like, yall okay. But like, this is the movie I went to go see. Funhouse Massacre is bright, colourful, gory and fun. Im glad you guys enjoyed it. I was hoping to nail the speed run. I have the thing to my right. Currently you are able to watch "The Funhouse Massacre" streaming on Screambox or for free with ads on Peacock, Peacock Premium, The Roku Channel, Tubi TV, Freevee. All night long, the killers murder unsuspecting patrons. Erick: suddenly such face came back. She should have shot him. Obvious. They end up, they end the call angrily. Amateurish direction and generic characterization make a . They make it into the high school section and notice a window leading into the classroom Randall. Doyle shoots The Taxidermist. Funk, jazz, rap, painting, literature, sci-fi, race, film, historythe extraordinary writer could explicate and elevate any subject under the sun. And you know, and its in that like, list its like this and say tonic, panic. That was surprising when I saw that it was ready. Yay, Joe. Erick: whats is that now? Ill play again. It was like the worst pain. Hes horny, hes a lonely man with strong urges, but his disfigurement guarantees that no one would want him. Is that his. I thought she like hooked a key or something like that to the wire. The guys are friends, Mikey and Randall addresses zombies. Theres a weird needle drops of like yeah, there I get ya. Erick: Yeah. Erick: I always thought that in scream eventually do the killer, but because scary movie was so like ingrained into the early two thousands, I feel like you always saw it. Vivi: Yeah. That carries over into this sequel, where Leatherface also develops a libido like Gunthers. Barely that a face has been put onto the body. Joe: I dont know. awkward. The music even changes and its like, boom. It plays into their characters though. Shes like, guess who was the first victim when we go back to send this to the lab? The clown whos supposed to be Rocco goes around looking for the actual Rocco, but hes surprised and gets his face grabbed and ripped off with his bare hands. So its different. He like really positions it to be on that. Thats the real heart of this movie. Ill take a shot. but yeah, its one of those things, especially residential its like, you cant really walk away because theres so many puzzles that if you do forget what happens and youre like, oh, Im going to have to start all over. That more, he even says that hashtag get killed in making them. Kate asks how many killers are in there? She reacts quickly and kicks him in the balls. Erick: as they are running. And Morgans like, I dont know, man. Erick: He cant even get through his own thoughts and goes inside to find the couple of Christina and Jason coming out of the storage closet. I love him because I told BB, Yeah, like, okay, were Hispanic. We get the title card for the film and start at a crime scene at a motel. They make it out to the courtyard. Erick: so youre saying that we all have a chance to be on Chris Jones. And so shes supposed to be the stitch face killer tonight. And I know that all their sex scenes were all supposed to be like, make it more crazy and dramatic. Walter enters a bar and says the tools they put out arent even texted her miss tools. And hes like, are you dead? Ive Ive watched so many low budget, bad, like movies for fun you know, just to rip on, but I dont talk about them on camera. Be the first one to write a review. I think he didnt like the fun house type noises. Manny then announces to the audience that all of the murders they have witnessed were real. The friends find themselves cornered when they discover the front gate to the park is chained shut. I do like that. Joe: I think one of the two stoners was a Disney channel, Vivi: Yes, yes. Credited as The Monster and played by Wayne Doba, Gunther Twibunt wasnt destined to become a horror icon, but if you ever see his face youre not likely to forget it. You guys covered van Helsing and. The Funhouse Massacre never wears out its welcome, even if the final scene promises a sequel no one is asking for. Official Trailer for \"The Funhouse Massacre\" Opening Friday November 13th at AMC Theaters nation wide.Tickets: http://www.fandango.com/thefunhousemassacre_188370/movieoverviewhttps://www.amctheatres.com/movies/the-funhouse-massacreSix of the worlds scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror.Director Andy PalmerWriter Ben BegleyStory By Ben Begley and Renee DorianProducer Warner DavisStarring: Jere Burns, Robert Englund, Chasty Ballesteros, Scottie Thompson, Matt Angel, Clint Howard, Courtney Gains, Ben Begley, Renee Dorian Yeah, they should have like, offscreen. Joe: Has sex in a diner, especially like where you work. I was like, why, you go grab stuff? Vivi: this was a cool scene. Joe: Oh yeah, he does. But deputy doll pulls his gun on him immediately and shoots him in the arm. On June 7th, the funhouse will be open for business nationwide. But yeah, its going to happen. I thought he was going to have more prominent role though. The Funhouse Massacre Fanart Released: 2015 - ID: 363889. The only comfort content I have lately is I really like anime and I finished hunter hunter finally. sons, like the people who get killed, I already have, it will save you money. Yeah. Madame Zena - Electrocuted against some animatronics by Gunther. The crowd cheers, as manual says, theyre at the special portion of the evening. Exactly. her depths to. Like, uh, I already have molds of their heads and they were like, yeah, love that he already has the molds of their. Erick: not just with all the murderous skills, just. When I noticed Rocco come around the corner, Ronald says this weird thing about the fear of clowns being the subverting of what used to be a happy childhood memory and is about to say this clown is pretty cool when Rocco just lifts them up and throws them at the ground so hard. So they waited till the next morning for all these other cops to show up. it was like this. I dont know if you guys have ever seen that, where its like, super like Dom and wild. Joe: yeah. Kate regroups with Deputy Doyle and the two of them discover the bloodbath at the asylum. Joe: Brae row. I cant wait to have you back. Being Halloween there is a nearby horror attraction which they descend upon for a night of carnage. Oh, wait I have a note I did recently resume evil to the remaster for peace for. Like, cause hes just been more of a working actor or like in movies and shows, I should say that um, did you have to make out with women? Joe: I dunno, I guess that like news thing was like fine insight, right. Or at least it was that late is what were supposed to get more cops show up. Morgan and Gerardo kill Animal. Joe: I dont know. Like shes a dirty fucking car. I mean, whenever I like a character, like considerably, like I liked her character a lot. Whos on first joke. Vivi: Theyre all in like a ton of projects. Like, I dont think Id pick up on that immediate, like the violence immediately, Vivi: I did point out um, because the effects are so great in this film, the fun house like affects are as good as the actual kills. Sheriff Kate Dyer and bumbling Deputy Doyle investigate a murder at a motel. Ill send you guys the first 15 a mailer. And apparently hes just playing a character doing this, and he was hired in curse films. After followed by Lori Dawn was left on his own and phases off with Bronco. I mean, I have a white color and a Guinness in my fridge. He responds saying there are people in there that even God is afraid of. By the time they decide to check out the funhouse, weve been following them through this unpleasant carnival for around 25 minutes. Neophyte director Andy Palmer never settles on any baddie maniacal dentist Doctor Suave (Sebastian Siegel), say, or disgruntled mad scientist The Taxidermist (a woefully underutilized Clint Howard) long enough to exult in memorably gruesome details. Thats the diehard I want. Im terrible with anime. Anyway. Conrad Straker - Impaled on a sword. we didnt come up with a drink for today, but its also a pretty hard movie to come up with a drink for. Theres for your show. 155 Views . Last we meet mammal Dyer or Manny. Thank you so much. Yeah, its, its a good cheesy line. He says the board of directors from the restaurant. Erick: We see more killings in the crowd, including a scene of a kid getting his head pulled off by Rocco, Laurie and the other two, make it out of the maze. We havent mentioned that stitch face or whats her name queen in there? I thought it was better than the cursed ones, but it was on Eve of all places so I want to to out season two, also VVI to Yeah. they hear a truck and all point their guns at it. Yeah. Overview; Details; Six crazy killers equals six times the fun in this hair-raising nod to the slasher films of the 1980s and '90s. Gunther works at the carnival funhouse, wearing a Frankensteins Monster mask while helping load passengers into the dark rides cars. Joe: I got hit in the year when I paint balled once and it, wouldnt pass the mask. Theres a hanging, an accidental axing, electrocution, impalement, a shooting, but very little blood. as she hands him, the food to serve. Like they must have homes theyre just so horny these two characters. Cause Its. If you do that, anyone wears a Letterman jacket posts, like high school. Although this film is billed as a horror-comedy, I didn't find it . Like, hes like, oh, its my friend, a good position to die in. I get it. Yeah, no, Ive been meaning to dive into that. Vivi: would, this is what happens when you mind your own business, you, Joe: my phone, blah, blah blah today, maybe a couple of tick talks flop around just, you. Blader when I have the time. there are movies that are, I feel like, are like, of this caliber that seemed to Forrest its like he did, they were trying to do way too much. With Robert Englund in the opening scene and the whole thing looking the part my hopes were fairly high within the first few minutes and I have to say they were met. Hes really problematic. When he finds himself face-to-skin-masked-face with the female radio DJ, its love at first sight. Storm sound effects, wind blasters, flashing lights. There are no standout actors here, many seem to just be phoning it in for the pay check . I like these characters, like theyre crazy. So they just made them disappear. So Ive been like randomly going to wall and going great. And the quote she said to him was, oh, just say like tits out, if thats what you want. - There are currently no images in this section, please consider adding some - cd ART. I have to share that video. Vivi: So I love this. You would write your caption in the hashtags. Dola yells out, get down. Filmmakers whose projects altered the genre in the 60s 80s are leaving us one by one. Joe: yeah. And I rewatched them. The Toxic Avenger (1984) The Test of Time. 1. It was just like, yeah. I do like the, yeah. Erick: Yeah. SPOILER: There is a scene after the first set of credits that shows Dollface escaping the wrecked ambulance. Oh dear this was not good. Pace is pretty dire. Meanwhile, the group of friends realize Christine has been gone for a while and notice Quinn walking away, carrying Christinas body. Yeah. And he yells to the security guard saying theyve already got a close eye on them and hes making it worse by sexually harassing the journalist. I dont think this career still matters. 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