I've been meaning to write a one-shot of Harry's life if he had not been the Chosen One since I saw this post on tumblr about Harry getting howlers from James and Lily after flying Mr. Weasley's Ford across half the country. The Weasley owl, Errol, was perched atop a bowl of fruits, too tired to fly up to the owlery. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. *Time skip to next day, morning, with Harry*. Time travel fics in Harry Potter fandom. Join her magical adventures with family, friends, and unexpected loves while she goes to Hogwarts and beyond. The howler was growing in size and Voldemort just looked at it distastefully, "Lucius what is that?" We were robbed of Wolfstar raising Harry! I was in a bad mood with Umbridge so I decided to kill her off. That gave Harry the idea to probably do the stupidest thing ever. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Neville L. - Words: 674 - Reviews: . With that, the howler burned itself up, leaving just a small pile of ash in front of the Dark Lord. Soon the trio made their way out of the dorm and down to the common room. (Lil' drarry) I was in a bad mood and Umbridge is a lovely victim. In which, as the title suggests, Harry uses the same technique, McGonagall used to defeat Vernon Dursley. October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. ALL BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE ALIVE, NOW EVERYONE IS READING THE MOST PATHETIC BOOKS ON EARTH, I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A LIFE OF DETENTION IN WHICH I'M FORCED TO CUT UP MYSELF, AND THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS BEEN INFLUENCED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR DEAD AND WILL NEVER BACK BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!!! and our They thought they did that with their letters, didnt they? 245. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} I look plenty scary on my own, I'm not going to say anything about the part where you called me a hot bastard because it's simply disturbing. It was always best not to attract the attention of anyone in the room, even those that his father once considered friends. Power is Control by Rikuriroxa. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 58,735 | Reviews: 215 | Favs: 1,525 | Follows: 810 | Updated: 5/3/2013 | Published: 3/5/2013 | Status: Complete | id: 9072505 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Hermione G. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Harry's on the shit list already, what's Voldemort going to do, kill him? It was never a good sign when he looked like that. "Is that-" "How could he-" "No way-" The Death Eaters whispered amongst themselves, frantically confirming to each other that Potter had sent The Dark Lord a howler. 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In a small kitchen of a small cottage at the end of the street in a village named Godric's Hollow, two dark haired men sat debating the Quidditch rankings that would be released at the end of the year. James, however, refuses to leave and calling on his years of Marauder experience, sets up an elaborate Home Alone-esque series of traps to humiliate Voldemort. Draco was merely a speck of dirt as far as the Dark Lord was aware, and after he had failed to kill Dumbledore, Draco had only proven himself useless. The Midnight Howler (a super hero I made up that's awesomer than iron man), Raph's hero and role model, is somehow teleported from his world to Raph's. Finding his spot next to father and mother, Draco sat down, staring resolutely ahead of himself. She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. Everything was going downhill for Draco, but at the same time, everything seemed brighter. And if it was possible, his already messy hair looked messier. "Exactly." AU. Hermione asked. Acompanhe-nos: bonsall oaks development Facebook. "That's Potter." GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE A COWARD!!!!! Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. 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The Great Hall erupted in to louder cheers. said Ron. Join Abigail Nova Black, the half-blood daughter of Sirius Black as she is born into the Wizarding world. He needed to compose himself, he won't let his father scare him while he's here. Helena was not involved in the flying car debacle. Id:(2390865) Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon. He wouldn't let that happen, but those awful females wouldn't let him get away with it either. In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. 75.8k. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? ", No. For once, Regulus wasnt wearing the displeased sneer that he normally adopted any time he was forced to speak to Sirius. A second later, Dobby appeared. But why didn't he? The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. Where a mother's best intentions and past insecurities make an appearance. But once the light hit a couple of the boy's faces they awoke. He was terrifying to every student but to five girls. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. AMAZING! age of adaline comet. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. ", "I know love," James conceded. Ron Weasley is on his mother's naughty list again. Harry should have sent him a howler. Throughout the series, Harry Potter is referred to as the "Chosen One" the "Boy Who Lived" who was destined to defeat Lord Voldemort and bring peace to the wizarding world. Harry grabbed hold of some of the sheets on Ron's bed and motioned for Draco to do the same. The room was silent for a second before Lord Voldemort and Lucius yelled in unison, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FILTHY HOUSE ELF/DOBBY". It was baffling, as it shouldn't have been possible for anything to pass the manor's wards that hadn't already been approved, let alone the extra wards that The Dark Lord himself added. Harry had grown bright red during their rant and refused to look anywhere except for his hands. In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'. It's a crackfic though. He tore open the Howler with slight caution, but he wasn't too concerned. Not the main focus, but the whole fic is in a SMS-style. Except that this time, Fred and George are with them on it. Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship, Severus Snape is Draco Malfoy's Godparent, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Messrs Moony and Padfoot are proud to present: fatherhood, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Song: Dancing With Our Hands Tied (Taylor Swift), As Life Goes On-So Does The Feeling To Do Semi-Illegal Crap To Save A Child, No Beta: We Die Like Teddy Lupins Parents, Arcturus Rigel "Archie" Black & Harriet Potter | Rigel Black, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game), Jae Kim & Player Character (Hogwarts Mystery), Jae Kim/Player Character (Hogwarts Mystery), When a mother interrupt important moments. (D [Fem!Reader] The trio stared at the bird and Harry took the letter that the owl was tied on to his leg. I cant give you your legs back but I can be your legs until you get them back. Potter replied logically, before carrying him out of the hospital wing on his back, all while ignoring Siriuss demands for him to put him down. An epistolary collection of letters, howlers, bets, invitations, and other assorted bits of paper between Minister for Magic Hermione Granger-Malfoy, her fabulously wealthy house husband and their rambunctious brood of kids as they navigate their Hogwarts years. James Potter was telling his best friend, Sirius Black. Browse through and read howler fanfiction stories and books. He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. Her body was found yesterday in Diagon Alley with the words 'Voldemort's back bitches' engraved on to her body and a Dark Mark floating above her. AND WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT THE MINISTRY SAYING THAT I'M NOT ALIVE! Just as she was about to stomp over to her husband, an owl had flown right into the house with a seal that was all too familiar. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. 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Helena shrugged her narrow shoulders. Ron and Hermione looked shook, "Mate you don't mean." began Ron. "I expect you know what this is all about, then?" ", "Well," Ron said twirling his spoon around his cereal, "I take whatever I said back mate.". THE FIFTH-YEAR HOWLERS by Norbert for President (Head of the Leprechaun Society, Honorary Mushroom, Fake Order of Merlin - First Class (well, naturally), and Randomly Mad Individual) Chapter One: Hormones and Harry. Look! Now it's up to Nick and Judy to try to find her and all of the other missing animals before it's too late. DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! Pansy, Blaise, and Theo. Victory is watching the life leave his enemy's eyes. I avoided reading the comments so they wouldn't influence my story too much, but if they accidentally did, all credit goes to those that originally commented on that post! The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. Hi, I'm looking for any fic where Harry writes/exchange letters with Voldy. "W-we're trying, but they're-", "Silencio," The Dark Lord waved his wand at the man flippantly, clearly bored with his excuses. Add to library 11 Discussion 15 Suggest tags. Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. Draco shrank back into his seat, his face heating with embarrassment and fear. Harry was in a splendid mood that day and had a lovely dream of torturing Umbridge with a lot of different spells. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Ron and Hermione were terrified to get near him because of all the uncontrollable magic he was leaking, Snape and Umbridge's BULLSHIT wasn't helping the matter. The voice boomed, making Draco choke. harry potter and the freakish fans of linlithgow 19 3407 . Once down there, the room fell silent and the older students stared at Draco and whispered. Basically a fic of Wolfstar sending a howler to Harry after his and Ron's stunt with the flying car in Chamber of Secrets. ._1aTW4bdYQHgSZJe7BF2-XV{display:-ms-grid;display:grid;-ms-grid-columns:auto auto 42px;grid-template-columns:auto auto 42px;column-gap:12px}._3b9utyKN3e_kzVZ5ngPqAu,._21RLQh5PvUhC6vOKoFeHUP{font-size:16px;font-weight:500;line-height:20px}._21RLQh5PvUhC6vOKoFeHUP:before{content:"";margin-right:4px;color:#46d160}._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK,._244EzVTQLL3kMNnB03VmxK{display:inline-block;word-break:break-word}._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK{font-weight:500}._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK,._244EzVTQLL3kMNnB03VmxK{font-size:12px;line-height:16px}._244EzVTQLL3kMNnB03VmxK{font-weight:400;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin-top:13px;margin-bottom:2px}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO ._22W-auD0n8kTKDVe0vWuyK{font-size:12px;font-weight:400;line-height:16px;margin-right:4px;margin-left:4px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO .je4sRPuSI6UPjZt_xGz8y{border-radius:4px;box-sizing:border-box;height:21px;width:21px}._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO .je4sRPuSI6UPjZt_xGz8y:nth-child(2),._2xkErp6B3LSS13jtzdNJzO .je4sRPuSI6UPjZt_xGz8y:nth-child(3){margin-left:-9px} besides the man crouching on the floor, there was one . To ma Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit are bestfriends, like sisters some would sayMckenzie Artemis Anne Jamie Potter, James Potter's twin, known as Mixy.. 442. complainers of magical cores. ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{background-color:#fff;box-shadow:0 0 0 1px rgba(0,0,0,.1),0 2px 3px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.2);transition:left .15s linear;border-radius:57%;width:57%}._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS:after{content:"";padding-top:100%;display:block}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:start;justify-content:flex-start;background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-navIconFaded10);border:2px solid transparent;border-radius:100px;cursor:pointer;position:relative;width:35px;transition:border-color .15s linear,background-color .15s linear}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3kUvbpMbR21zJBboDdBH7D{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3kUvbpMbR21zJBboDdBH7D._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-active)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3kUvbpMbR21zJBboDdBH7D._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-buttonAlpha10)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1asGWL2_XadHoBuUlNArOq{border-width:2.25px;height:24px;width:37.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1asGWL2_XadHoBuUlNArOq ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:19.5px;width:19.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1hku5xiXsbqzLmszstPyR3{border-width:3px;height:32px;width:50px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1hku5xiXsbqzLmszstPyR3 ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:26px;width:26px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._10hZCcuqkss2sf5UbBMCSD{border-width:3.75px;height:40px;width:62.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._10hZCcuqkss2sf5UbBMCSD ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:32.5px;width:32.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1fCdbQCDv6tiX242k80-LO{border-width:4.5px;height:48px;width:75px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1fCdbQCDv6tiX242k80-LO ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:39px;width:39px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._2Jp5Pv4tgpAsTcnUzTsXgO{border-width:5.25px;height:56px;width:87.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._2Jp5Pv4tgpAsTcnUzTsXgO ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{height:45.5px;width:45.5px}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI{-ms-flex-pack:end;justify-content:flex-end;background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-active)}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z{cursor:default}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z ._2FKpII1jz0h6xCAw1kQAvS{box-shadow:none}._2e2g485kpErHhJQUiyvvC2._1L5kUnhRYhUJ4TkMbOTKkI._3clF3xRMqSWmoBQpXv8U5z{background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-buttonAlpha10)} "CORNEILUS FUDGE IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.". Lord Voldemort was getting on Harry Potter's fifteen year old nerves. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194. 135. . If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & Harry Potter & James Potter, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Raise Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew didn't betray the Potters, Peter Pettigrew Didn't Betray James Potter and Lily Evans Potter. 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But sure enough, an owl flew through the room, skimming over the table before dropping a red envelope in front of The Dark Lord. Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. Come on! But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. "Ignore the Potter boy My Lord, he's just acting as an insolent brat-" Snape began but then Voldemort started ranting "HOW DARE THAT BOY CHALLENGE ME, I DON'T NEED A NOSE TO BE FRIGHTENING! Ginny and Hermione get in trouble together. Work Search: #dobby #dracomalfoy #drarry #harry #harrypotter #hermione #hogwarts #lordvoldemort #luciusmalfoy #ron #ronweasley #snape #umbridge "HARRY JAMES POTTER!" His father wanted to know whether the tales of the mirror were true and whether Draco could locate the object. Press J to jump to the feed. But they might since" Sirius was cut off by a shrill gasp from the next room. 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